Chapter One

Dana Noir came to life when I decided to upgrade my computer and completely ruined The Sims 2. It took several reinstallation but I finally got it running and I decided to try for a new challenge. This is a challenge I’ve been wanting to do forever. Its not going to be any story or anything deep. Just some light game play with an occasional death. I didnt really pay attention to the whole nice points thing and just kind of randomized her. It didnt matter though. She didnt mind killing her husbands. I decided to load up Sleepycats Ah Notha Cove since it already had townies installed.

 

Without thinking I just plopped her down on the cheapest lot. She wasn’t happy.

Here are her stats. She does have the romance aspiration. I guess she is a little on the mean side.

 

Dana: Get me a house now! I cant live like this.

 

I quickly built her a house that wasn’t worth showing. She was left with only a couple hundred simoleons. So she had to walk to the bar instead of calling a taxi.

 

She meets Rafe, whom seems to be smitten already.

They ended up spending the night getting to know each other. We had plans to invite him over the next day.

Dana: Hey, want to come warm my bed?

Dana: These men cant resist me!

Wow, she really got him all buttered up. You made him Macaroni and everything.

Of course ACR kicks in and they head off to the couch.     

Dana: Please say you have a lot of money.

I missed the engagement because of the cut scene, but a quickie marriage followed.

Oh! That’s a good start! We can have a nice kitchen now.

Dana: Now that I have a fancy kitchen, I better get working on my cooking skill.

You can see some of the upgraded kitchen during this sappy picture.

Dana: Oh fuck me.
Rafe: I just did!

Dana met Clifford outside and they got close real fast. I mean come on Dana, you could wait a little.

Labor came quickly.

Oh jeez! On the first pregnancy! Damn Sleepy and her hoods!

Dana: My life is over! My life is over!

Dana: Hello stranger, would you like to move in and give me all your money?
Dana stop.

She’s smiling again.

Ulric came by for one of those blind dates thing.

Yeah, Dana has no shame. Dont be fooled by that smile on Rafe’s face, he’s really pissed. You can see one of the twins he dumped on the ground to run over to catch her. I named the girls Ellaria and Elia.

Since she was caught, Rafe is as good as dead now. Too bad fixing the T.V. didnt kill him.

I almost forgot to check Rafe’s inventory and sell it.

Despite not wanting any children, she’s actually a really good mother.

Dana: I need to get rid of him. All he does is cry.

She decided to make him some dinner. Specially.

Dana: Thank you for your contribution to this household.

Dana: Your services are no longer required.

Dana: Oh dear, I didnt think it would be that fast.

Clifford came over to make sure everything was okay. Her daddy’s death was not lost on Ellaria.

Rafe Noir: Husband #1, death by disease.